The Infinite Slack Screensaver

Update (01.02.09) – Version 1.2 – Customizable settings and new psychedelic mode
Update (01.11.09) – Version 1.23 – Now fits in under 256KB file.

It has been said that every dot in the True Dobbshead is itself a True Dobbshead. Now there is proof. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Infinite Slack Screensaver.

Downloading and Installing

To install The Infinite Slack Screensaver, simply run the self installing setup program.

If you receive a missing dll error when the screensaver is run then it is likely that you don’t have a recent enough version of DirectX. Try updating DirectX via microsoft’s site here.

Preview

The True Dobbshead is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

For more information about J.R. “Bob” Dobbs visit the Church of the SubGenius online.

Warning: Staring directly at this screensaver for extended periods of time may cause a slack overload in some people.

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30 Responses to The Infinite Slack Screensaver

  1. Dr. Ezekial T. Garrockas, PhD says:

    You have done a good thing for our people.

  2. Rev. Stang says:

    Gorgeous! Hypnotic! The Hypno-Toad has nothing on us!

    But still I yearn for the Mac version!

  3. dane says:

    wow you are still an enormous nerd.

  4. Rev. Steve says:

    A mac version would be divine.

  5. Capt. Zeston Norelco says:

    It’s what my computer always wanted.

  6. It makes me vomit with glee. I am now complete.

  7. Rev. X. Benedict says:

    I laughed, I cried, I slacked my pants.

    Thank you for this gift of divinity.

  8. Frank says:

    Thanks everyone (except Dane)! I’m working on something now along similar lines that will blow your minds.

  9. Minerva Obsidian says:

    well done.

  10. i think therefore i am the vacuum of sticky slack now that ive reprogrammed my whiffreader. thanks so much. im installing at all the terminals at “work”.

  11. I heartily endorse this brainwashing tool.

  12. 3dTk says:

    hanx moving onwards towards the edge

  13. slackengine says:

    I’m just bursting with flavor!

  14. Dr. John Schreck says:

    This needs to be ubuntu-fied!

  15. Chrille says:

    I love it! Great job!

  16. Dok Vitriol says:

    I have made contemplation of the Sacred Halftone Dots a part of my worship for some time but this screensaver truly takes it to the next level.

    The first version didn’t seem to work for me but the latest version does.

  17. Noel Grassy says:

    Thanks for the recursive halftone Dobbsheads.
    I’ll be better sooner…

    NG.

  18. Ron A. Zajac says:

    Frank,

    I get a “7-Zip” error. on the recurs. D’head installer. Sorry! Can you look into this?

    -raz

  19. Nice. Now I just have to figure out how to get it on TV…

  20. Sean says:

    The screen saver won’t work on my pc, I tried updating my Directx to no avail. Anybody know what I should do, besides becoming despondent?

  21. AlcheMinister Orpheus Stain says:

    Praise the ShortDuration-Screen-Savior! Dobbs Approved!

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  23. goldfrop says:

    Praise “Bob”! Love this! Mac version??? Please? Pretty please w/slack on top?? Thanks in advance!

  24. Anonymous says:

    All Hail Bob! No more Pinks around me since I installed this SS!

    (BTW: To get it to work, and stay working, in Win Vista64 I had to move InfiniteSlack.scr from \Windows\SysWOW64\ to \Windows\ )

  25. T de Q Egg Eater says:

    I once was lost but now I’m vertiginous and vomiting blood. Great Bob, life is good!

  26. Slacker says:

    Someone PLEASE port this SS to Linux so it can be used it Slackware!

  27. cubrikaska says:

    Esto — es absurdo.

  28. ghost of delete key says:

    Now I can haz cheeseburger! Where have you been all my life, you wonderful pixelburner! Now I am two with the universe… there be Dobbs all up in my noggin.

  29. john morris says:

    too much is NEVER enough

  30. Rev. Bartolomeo the Goat God, 7th Interdenominational Church of Jim says:

    Truly, the slack floweth infinitely! Praise be to the author of this excremeditation aid of the highest caliber!

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