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The Infinite Slack Screensaver

It has been said that every dot in the True Dobbshead is itself a True Dobbshead. Now there is proof. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Infinite Slack Screensaver.

Downloading and Installing

To install The Infinite Slack Screensaver, simply run the self installing setup program.

If you receive a missing dll error when the screensaver is run then it is likely that you don’t have a recent enough version of DirectX. Try updating DirectX via microsoft’s site here.

The True Dobbshead is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

For more information about J.R. “Bob” Dobbs visit the Church of the SubGenius online.

Warning: Staring directly at this screensaver for extended periods of time may cause a slack overload in some people.

31 responses to “The Infinite Slack Screensaver”

  1. Dr. Ezekial T. Garrockas, PhD Avatar
    Dr. Ezekial T. Garrockas, PhD

    You have done a good thing for our people.

  2. Rev. Stang Avatar

    Gorgeous! Hypnotic! The Hypno-Toad has nothing on us!

    But still I yearn for the Mac version!

  3. dane Avatar
    dane

    wow you are still an enormous nerd.

  4. Rev. Steve Avatar
    Rev. Steve

    A mac version would be divine.

  5. Capt. Zeston Norelco Avatar
    Capt. Zeston Norelco

    It’s what my computer always wanted.

  6. Rev. Ennui Malaise Avatar

    It makes me vomit with glee. I am now complete.

  7. Rev. X. Benedict Avatar
    Rev. X. Benedict

    I laughed, I cried, I slacked my pants.

    Thank you for this gift of divinity.

  8. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Thanks everyone (except Dane)! I’m working on something now along similar lines that will blow your minds.

  9. Minerva Obsidian Avatar
    Minerva Obsidian

    well done.

  10. the Rev. bIl Z'bUb Avatar

    i think therefore i am the vacuum of sticky slack now that ive reprogrammed my whiffreader. thanks so much. im installing at all the terminals at “work”.

  11. Popess Lilith von Fraumench Avatar

    I heartily endorse this brainwashing tool.

  12. 3dTk Avatar
    3dTk

    hanx moving onwards towards the edge

  13. slackengine Avatar
    slackengine

    I’m just bursting with flavor!

  14. Dr. John Schreck Avatar
    Dr. John Schreck

    This needs to be ubuntu-fied!

  15. Chrille Avatar
    Chrille

    I love it! Great job!

  16. Dok Vitriol Avatar

    I have made contemplation of the Sacred Halftone Dots a part of my worship for some time but this screensaver truly takes it to the next level.

    The first version didn’t seem to work for me but the latest version does.

  17. Noel Grassy Avatar
    Noel Grassy

    Thanks for the recursive halftone Dobbsheads.
    I’ll be better sooner…

    NG.

  18. Ron A. Zajac Avatar

    Frank,

    I get a “7-Zip” error. on the recurs. D’head installer. Sorry! Can you look into this?

    -raz

  19. Rev. Uncle Deercamp Avatar

    Nice. Now I just have to figure out how to get it on TV…

  20. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    The screen saver won’t work on my pc, I tried updating my Directx to no avail. Anybody know what I should do, besides becoming despondent?

  21. AlcheMinister Orpheus Stain Avatar
    AlcheMinister Orpheus Stain

    Praise the ShortDuration-Screen-Savior! Dobbs Approved!

  22. goldfrop Avatar
    goldfrop

    Praise “Bob”! Love this! Mac version??? Please? Pretty please w/slack on top?? Thanks in advance!

  23. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    All Hail Bob! No more Pinks around me since I installed this SS!

    (BTW: To get it to work, and stay working, in Win Vista64 I had to move InfiniteSlack.scr from \Windows\SysWOW64\ to \Windows\ )

  24. T de Q Egg Eater Avatar
    T de Q Egg Eater

    I once was lost but now I’m vertiginous and vomiting blood. Great Bob, life is good!

  25. Slacker Avatar
    Slacker

    Someone PLEASE port this SS to Linux so it can be used it Slackware!

  26. cubrikaska Avatar
    cubrikaska

    Esto — es absurdo.

  27. ghost of delete key Avatar
    ghost of delete key

    Now I can haz cheeseburger! Where have you been all my life, you wonderful pixelburner! Now I am two with the universe… there be Dobbs all up in my noggin.

  28. john morris Avatar
    john morris

    too much is NEVER enough

  29. Rev. Bartolomeo the Goat God, 7th Interdenominational Church of Jim Avatar
    Rev. Bartolomeo the Goat God, 7th Interdenominational Church of Jim

    Truly, the slack floweth infinitely! Praise be to the author of this excremeditation aid of the highest caliber!

  30. rev transmothra Avatar
    rev transmothra

    where is my infinite SLACK?

    WHERE IS MY INFINITE SLACK??

    WHERE! IS! MY! INFINITE! SLACK!??

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